this one's about peeing in the woods...

At church, we have our annual rafting trips on the Delaware River... a very slow going, calm water adventure. so it was... me, jeying, ruth, lisa, and perhaps alice? i don't remember... we were halfway down the river when we all had to pee... why didn't we just pee in the water? i have no idea... so we had to pull over to the side, and just ran into the woods to pee... let me tell you... that was a bad idea! never pee in the woods naked! we all had our one piece swimming suits on at the time... and in order to pee... we all had to strip down naked... yes, quite a scene... 5 lil girls naked in the woods... peeing behind our own perspective trees... and the second we were naked, the mosquitoes feasted on our juicy butts. they must have all died full that day. it was soooooo painful! we all ended up with 10+ bites on our butts and bodies... *&^$!!! the next time i go rafting, i'm gonna feed the fishies.