Greg was telling us about this article that listed some of the worst jobs in the world... one of them, included lab techs who had to jerk off animals...

A day in the life of a lab technician:

Jenetic69: eeeew. do male mice even have penises?
Jenetic69: i guess they have one....but it must be awfully small...i guess i would jack them off with like needlenose pliers or something