To Miss FedEx Lady who just left me a vmail:

HELLO? I called you yesterday!! I wanted the status of my package yesterday!!! You never called me back!!! Why did you leave me a message today? After the package was delivered, telling me it was delivered. I KNOW IT WAS DELIVERED!!! I've been tracking the status online all morning. NO THANKS TO YOU. you are a fool. You give FedEx a BAD NAME. overnight delivery??? PAH!!! The package was supposed to have arrived last FRIDAY. and it got there today??? you stink!

love,
Office FedEx Bitch