sigh, i haven't been amusing my readers.. hahahaha.... you know it's funny how people use their bloggers like email... it's like... hey alice, let's meet up tomorrow at TGIF for dinner! hahaha... that's so weird. why don't they just use email? it's like a pointless blog. but then again, blogs are usually pointless right? sheesh. i don't like blogging anymore, i just like the comments i get. i blog for the comments. how pathetic is that? maybe it's my desperate cry for help? hahaa... i need some attention. yes, i am an attention whore. hahahaha. i admit it.
things at church aren't very pleasant right now. someone did a public apology to me. in front of the whole english congregation. what the?!?! it's like... i'm the evil bitch of the church and that i've wronged her in so many ways, and so she had to publicly apologize to me. ugh... i felt soooo bad. why am i such a bitch? can't we all just get along????????? can't we all just get along?!?!?!?!?! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. how did this all get started? cuz of evil blogs. yes. blogs. and then they quote me word for word. i'm such an idiot. what kinda leader am i? bad bad.
sometimes i wonder about my church... we have all these political views in church... and a pastor that does not even know you're name... calls you and your sibs J-1, J-2, and J-3. and then believes in FENGSHUI... what the hell is wrong with him? and then he wants one of those... bidet??? those things that cleans your ass... cuz he's too fat to wipe his own booty??? that was his explanation... we built this whole new building, so he can move in, but no, he believes in Fengshui, cuz it's bad luck living right next to train tracks!?!?!? he's a pastor?!?! so the church is freakin broke cuz of him, cuz we had to buy the house in back of this new building we've erected. ughhh. so the new building is basically empty and USELESS. and this pastor believes in making friends with only the RICH people of our church... so those poor jackasses like my family gets ignored... hence, he doesn't know our names. and probably doesn't care to. if you're not rich, forget it. he doesn't wanna bother with you. and then he acts all innocent in church... and misleads his daughter to hating the ALPHA girls in church. ha. LIES.
things at church aren't very pleasant right now. someone did a public apology to me. in front of the whole english congregation. what the?!?! it's like... i'm the evil bitch of the church and that i've wronged her in so many ways, and so she had to publicly apologize to me. ugh... i felt soooo bad. why am i such a bitch? can't we all just get along????????? can't we all just get along?!?!?!?!?! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. how did this all get started? cuz of evil blogs. yes. blogs. and then they quote me word for word. i'm such an idiot. what kinda leader am i? bad bad.
sometimes i wonder about my church... we have all these political views in church... and a pastor that does not even know you're name... calls you and your sibs J-1, J-2, and J-3. and then believes in FENGSHUI... what the hell is wrong with him? and then he wants one of those... bidet??? those things that cleans your ass... cuz he's too fat to wipe his own booty??? that was his explanation... we built this whole new building, so he can move in, but no, he believes in Fengshui, cuz it's bad luck living right next to train tracks!?!?!? he's a pastor?!?! so the church is freakin broke cuz of him, cuz we had to buy the house in back of this new building we've erected. ughhh. so the new building is basically empty and USELESS. and this pastor believes in making friends with only the RICH people of our church... so those poor jackasses like my family gets ignored... hence, he doesn't know our names. and probably doesn't care to. if you're not rich, forget it. he doesn't wanna bother with you. and then he acts all innocent in church... and misleads his daughter to hating the ALPHA girls in church. ha. LIES.
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