oh my gosh, i have two kids arguing on my guestbook... what the heck.

today... i had the most intriguing encounter... well... not really encounter, but i saw something that totally grossed me out.... old white men are nasty and perverted... ick. i was at starbucks... and it was rather crowded... so i had to sit at this table near these two people... chinese lady, and a white man... old man in his 70s i'm guessing... with white hair and a belly... and he was teaching the chinese girl English... what are they called? discussion dialogue partners? whatever they're called... and this girl was like 30 something... at first i didn't think anything of it... just thought it was annoying cuz they were laughing and being loud and stuff... and i was listening to their conversation half the time... so distracting. i was trying to study!!! but anyways... they were laughing, i looked over... and the man had his hand on her lap... so i thought... well, they're laughing... no biggie... and then like every 5 mins or so... he keeps kissing her on the forehead! how sick!!! like when she lowers her head to spell out a word or something... and then he would just stare at her, and then kiss her.... how sick. or is it some kinda weird old people character... to just kiss people on the forehead every 10 mins??? ewwwwwww. PIG.

ahhh.... since i've gotten so many responses... and prank guestbook entries that make me look like i'm in demand... i have an announcement. they're all ONE person.... yes, with nothing to do all day....

it doesn't bother me... yes, i know you're doing it on purpose, even though you can be my best friend... but blah... i don't care... i'm going to pretend the VIRGIN ONE is someone real.... it's better that i don't know who the virgin one is... cuz then i wouldn't have to face some butt ugly stalker... i can imagine it's someone in my past that i used to like the fits the descriptions.... lalaa... i'm in wonderland.

am i anti-social? sometimes... i really think i am sometimes... it's like... i like hanging out with all my friends.. but then sometimes, i just wanna stay home... and not be bothered... well, i think it's most of the time... which is really bad... cuz then i'd miss out on a night of fun...

life seems so meaningless right now... it's like routine stuff everyday... i go to class... i come home... do hw... and then go to bed... and on weekends... i go to the laundromat... i come home... go to church... come home. who do i really talk to? whe i do talk to people online... it's like... small talk... catching up stuff... nothing really deep... and who do i share my thoughts with? do i even have thoughts? kinda weird having nothing happening in your life... your life is just DULL...

the past highlights of my days were reading the huge responses i got on my guestbooks... but then that died down... what else can i look forward to? hard to say... can't be an admirer of ANY sort cuz i have none! and that is because? i don't go out! i don't socialize! arghhhh.... i'm a bum! i need to go out more!

how messed up is it to sign your FRIEND'S guestbook as some fuckin mysterious ONe???

yes, i'm talking to you moron. i know who you are. so stop tryin to be mysterious. JERK.

you can consider losing this friend cuz you screwed up. don't talk to me, don't email me, don't IM me, and don't ever let me see you again.

mysterious One, you can call me at 212.479.7990....
i'll be waiting!

Indeed, as lisa put it... I really need some excitement in my life... i think right now, the highlights of my days are now... checking the annoying guestbook entries and attempting to find out who all these mysterious people are... sigh... i have no life... i need a boy toy or something... hahaha...

lisa has dave... ruth has what's his face... and me? i have no one. and even jing has her piece of booty! hahahaha... oh wells... i guess i'll just have to wait for that perfect one...

i can't believe i am blogging on a friday nite... what am i doing at home? man, i just spent the last i don't know how many hours just watching my soaps... damn, i'm a freakin loser... arghhh!!!!!

okay you insane people who keep siging my guestbook as if you guys think this will make me happy. do it and i will rat you out. and i will never talk to you again! and if you wanna use my name, make sure you know how to SPELL it first. thank you.

what if i say i won't reject the virgin one? will you come out?

no more games. whoever is messing with my mind, and my page. stop it. stop adding to the mess... or there will be some a$$ kicking. i will avenge. especially when you're my "friend"

and if there really is this "virgin one", come out. if you are who i think you are. you should already have my email address... i don't think i need to say more.

goodnews ladies (and gentlemen) ...

Louis Cheng will pimp himself off for $0.99!!!

i'm rather disappointed, mr. virgin one did not reveal himself yet... sigh...

ya know? it's interesting, i was just talking to my friend about my "relationships" in the past... why did they not work out? hahaha.... cuz i'm stupid. i don't know a sign when it's coming straight at me. i just let it fly past me like an airplane... and by the time i realize it... too late. it's either that the guy doesn't even know i exist... or the guy is on to his next girl... sigh... relationally inept. they think i'm giving them the cold shoulder, or that i'm playing VERY hard to get... freshmen year... soph year.. junior year... senior year... time flies when you're having fun? hehe. not.

btw... James wants to pimp himself off to any girl for $1...

to my virgin one friend: email me now.

hmmm... the strangest thing... i just read one of my guestbook entries... someone thinks i'm superficial? hahaha... i guess i am... so what. so is everyone else right? hahaha... if i were superficial, i don't think i would like the people i liked in the past... sighh.... i want a bf!

and either someone is playing another cruel joke or prank or me... another guest book entry just as interesting... someone from my past? or someone playing with my mind? sigh... why do my friends always play these pranks on me??? like i'm not fragile enough???

even though my page is back to normal... something strange has happened... i can no longer use my blogthis! marklet thingamahbob! what did you do jon!??!!? hehehe.... so anyways... and i can't view any of the comments either...

wow, i have like less than a week left till my stockbroker training mahjig... what to do? i'm not even taking advantage of it either! i'm like a wasted bum... i sleep at 4 everyday... i don't know why... watching soap operas like 24/7... what else can i do? this is sooo pointless man... i need to go out and do something physical... ugh... i feel like a vegetated freak. i don't even take care of myself anymore... look at me! i don't dress up... well, i just don't look like i used to... i'm in jeans and sweatshirts all the time... my hair is always a mess... and blemishes like a mother (yes, i can't even count them!!!) arghhh. i need to get out... i need to dress up. i need to be my old self again... seeing those annoying high school girls looking all trendy and stuff... and smoking and looking cool... what has happened to me? hehehe... not that i wanna look like them, but i just feel i can do better than them... hahaha... yeah... just gotta get myself hooker boots, and i'm set to go! muhahahaha... alrighty then... party this weekend!!! woooohoooo....

something is wrong with my webpage... i can't even use the darn comment back thingy no more... and half my website don't show up... what's going on??? anyone know how to archive this crap?

dude, i'm feeling fatigued... went to chicago this past weekend... a lil reunion at uiuc... but i think i'm getting old... i don't really belong with that crowd... i don't have the energy... how did i do it back in college? i keep passing out yesterday... hehe.... soooooo tired... i think i need to hang out with people who are more toned down and not so wild... ahhh... i am old!

jon, if you're reading this... please fix my response comments page!!!
i'm helpless.

I HATE YOU BERNARD!!!