ME THINKS ME HAVE THE FLU :(

ugh, something is vastly wrong with my blogger page. i can't seem to delete the pics, or edit them and i would have to re-edit them every day for it to show up... ugh.

Talked to ABC last night... and he told me how he has a mini-recorder for class... everytime he thinks of something blogworthy, he would record himself, and then transcribe it later. what a wonderful idea!!! i wanna get myself one... then i wouldn't forget what i wanted to blog about. usually when i'm on the crapper, or taking a long walk home, i come up with things to blog about... but by the time i get to a computer, the topic in mind had already been forgotten. Note to Self: "The Bathroom Dialogues"

See which Greek Goddess you are.

I love you too Les!

deLeslie22: just be Je-Yi!!
deLeslie22: yea yea yea
deLeslie22: we all love je-yi

muhahahhaha. I love talking to Leslie, she makes you feel sooooo good.

I am the infamous stalker attractor. But get this. My lil baby is a perv attractor.
READ:www.xanga.com/lilgurl

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argh, someone just called me Je-Lee

just looking through all my old emails again... this one was real special... Apollo wrote me a poem back in '99:

APOLLO DEDICATES

I want to design clothes, make my name something that everyone knows
people look at me like something out of a fantasy
some ask, how can she be so dandy?
why is it I always know what the next fad be
I'm from new york see where everyone dresses in prada and bcbg
naomi and cindy you know they got it all from me
why you turning your face away? ain't you gonna listen to what I got to say?
must be too afraid to show your fake display knowing that you just got played
your face, it's turning green like envy, wishing that you could be
just a little bit more like me, a hot girl named je-yi


you think this looks good? you haven't even seen my closet yet
full of outfits that only fly girls are allowed to get
I accessorize with a simple flair that will never die
the only thing left for you to do is go home and try
think I'm a hooch or just a wannabe supermodel?
forget all that drama, at least I ain't still getting dressed by my mama
I never stress cuz I'm always dressed best
go out every night, looking to be impressed

ready to step up big boy and give your lines a chance?
let me tell you right now, its rare that I give out a dance
as you creep to a closer position make a moment and take in the situation
be a-ware that better men than you have been here and none of them have even dared
I got skills as you can obviously see, give it up, you'll never get a girl as dope as me
to think that you must be a little crazy I need a guy who will appreciate
the fact that I pray not some little boy who doesn't even know what to say

I remember once in college... we were talking about pads and tampons and so on... Mr.NBK had no clue what a tampon was, and was very very curious as to what it's functions were, and how it worked... and so, I gave him one to play with... and he thought it was rather interesting, and then he went to the bathroom and put ran water on it... blew up rather big. WHOAH.

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anyone wanna go back to Taiwan with me???

Theory # 5: 99.9% of girls grow fat after getting bf's. I am definitely part of the majority.

everytime i'm really really hungry, i always crave PHO!

in response to one of my old blogs about people taking dumps in the office...

it is my conclusion that people DO take dumps in the office, as often as they need to, and without shame. I have found taking dumps in the office to be rather relaxing, and energizes you for the rest of the day! I love lysol sprays, that way, you can take dumps as often as you want without anyone smelling your nasty dump.

hehehe, i found this blog.... from dec 20, 2001....

what ticks me. I HATE IT when people invite me to things where i wasn't part of the original plan.
it doesn't matter if you invite me afterwards. you don't have to feel obligated to invite me when you bring it up. i don't care. i wouldn't go anyways. it doesnt matter if someone forgot me on the original email... it's too late. i wasn't part of the original plan. and i will not take the pity invite and go. it's your fault you didn't remember me in the first place. messed up if you were one of my close friends. but i guess my close friends wouldn't do that to me. blah. that's just the way i am.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.... i am soo funny. I love all my past blogs, I am one angry girl. hahha. and yes, I still hate it when people invite me after the fact. "well, i'm inviting you now..." pssh. i don't want no pity. and there's no point in going, because people will be like... oh no! we didn't remember to invite her... feel sooo bad about it.... or maybe like... what the heck is she doing here??? we didn't even invite her... bleh. please do not invite me if you didn't think of me at the time. thank you!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINKY!!!

today I was at the Chinese Consulate again. NO LINES!!!!!!!! woohoo.

I am exhilirated. ecstatic. HAPPY!

Which Disney Princess are you?

You're Pocahontas!

You feel a deep, spiritual connection with the earth and animals. While you fight against things as serious as oppressive invaders threatening your people's entire culture and way of life, you're still a young woman with a sense of humor, reflected in your choice of the mischevious raccoon for a pet. What you admire in a man are very noble qualities -- understanding and tolerance. You could never get along with someone who thought they owned the earth and were free to use it as they chose and not take care of it. You value life in all its forms. Although you're the Disneyfied version of the real-life Pocahontas, you're still a good person with high moral fiber and a big heart, and a wonderful role model for everyone.

profound thought of the moment:

angst vs. anger,
the difference being,
just a threshold of violence.