i think i should make a "things i hate" blog...

1. as noted in previous blog, i hate spitters.
2. i hate moody people. get over it. if you're having a bad day, try not to show it... and don't take it out on ME.
3. sweaty people. you smell.
4. people who ask DUMB questions.
5. wrinkled beds. can my sheets ever stay wrinkle free???
6. people with lotsa snot, and who refuse to clean it out.
7. people walking in and out of my room, and reorganizing my crap.
8. people who messes with my posessions. i like to have everything as IS. don't change anything if you wanna use it. ie, don't mutilate my clothes, or my computer.
9. people who have BAD breath. don't talk to me. better yet, don't open your mouth.
10. CHEAP ASS BASTARDS who borrow money from girls, and become shady about it... ie. disappear.

To all you Ranch1 lovers...

DO NOT. i repeat. DO NOT try the new Teriyaki Chicken Bowl.

it sucks. their Teriyaki sauce is way salty. it sucks. i am quite disappointed since i am such a faithful and loyal customer... sighs.

P.S. I hate people who spit on the streets. it's sooo gross. they should give out fines for that. yuck.

the weirdest thing. we had a new girl at work today... and she just looked soooo familiar, cuz i KNEW i met her before... and it turned out... she was at that stockbroker training thing i was at!!! how weird is that??? and now we're coworkers.... we have the same fate!!! okay, just thought it was kinda cool... but i don't think anyone would feel the same way... but i'm happy though, cuz she's really really nice... so i have a lunch buddy now... =)

oh... and i joined a GYM!!!!! muhahaha... i will be cut the next time michigan folks visit!!!!

okay, it's 3:30 in the morning right now... and i'm pretty much drunk... it's kinda gross cuz i just threw up all over the place... yuck... it smells.... and i had to clean it up.. yuck... and i puked up all the vegetables i had tonight at Mesa Grill... great. it all looked like poop when i threw up... how gross is that???? it's coming out of the wrong hole!!!! yuck. Happy Birthday Gregory... okay, time to pass out. es. i still smell puke for some reason... i hope it's only mental, and that i really don't smell like puke, cuz that would be mad disgusting... ya know??? goodnite people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ahhhh.... jon is a genius. now i can view my page... thank you jon! you're brilliant.... or maybe it's cuz you blog way more than the rest of us...

hmmm... i wonder if i'm famous yet? i gotta go buy all the chinese newspapers today, then try and find my picture from my first debut at Union Square yesterday... for those of you who weren't there, thank you. hahaha.... it was horrible. i danced a really really gay aborigine dance in front of hundreds yesterday... and of course, it was inevitable that i mess up... oh well, at least that's over with. lotsa tourists wanted to take pictures with us... it's kinda like being Mickey Mouse at Disney World, everyone wants a picture with you. so now, random people have my face in their photo albums. yes, it's that fake aborigine girl... and her fake aborigine costume. three cheers.

hmm... let's just call it the fashion industry. and i'm the marketing assistant. i'm trying to make myself sound as important as possible, when really, i'm just another office b!tch... sigh... at least i can almost declare financial independence. yay me.

so i've been playing this game with my family. only jing knows i got a job from day one... i wanted to see how long it would take my family to figure it out... it took alice 1 day to figure it out... props. hmmm... i wonder if she told my mom...? i hope she didn't... i wanna see how long it would take chunka to actually figure it out. probably would take a while since we're not really on talking terms. and what about my dad? hmmm.... maybe he knows since i haven't been getting money from him...

how does one make their blog interesting? thoughts on life? thoughts on relationships? i think i've blogged enough on these and have beaten the living daylights outta them... sigh. my blogs suck... i really should work on private journal... haven't touched that thing in ages...

joyous me. my life is finally coming together. found myself a stank job for now... ahhhhh..... and soon i will be able to achieve my next goal! MOVE OUT!!!! wooohoooo. financial freedom is great. parental freedom is even better.

1. if guys don't really gossip... what the heck do they talk about? what CAN they talk about???
2. do guys keep in touch with acquaintance-friends??? cuz girls definitely try to keep in touch with those that they're not so close to once in a while...
3. did it rain enough these past 2 days to bring us out of our semi-drought?
4. why do asians stare each other down? i dunno the answer, but i sure do it. pwahahaha....
5. how do i fix my friggin printer?!?!!

i've found my juice! muhahahahaha..... my spunk. my point in life. HAHAHAA....

CHUNKYMONKEY713: you like having jeying yelled at?
JYL99: getting jeying in trouble
JYL99: HAHAHA
JYL99: it's my point in life

pwahahahaha..... she's driving home with a friend tomorrow, and didn't even tell my mom! she didn't even tell me... but i found out from the friend.... and so i called her today... and asked if she told my mom... but she said... no, i thought you would tell mommy.... HELL NO! hahaha.... i don't want my mom to start nagging me... so i handed my mom the phone... and jeying got an earful! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA...... yesh!

i just read jon's blog about why he blogs, or why he doesn't blog.... it's crazy. i think the only reason i blog nowadays is to maintain my ratings on jon's page... i don't ever wanna fall off the "daily bloggers" list.... that would be horrific. i am having writer's block... i have nothing to blog about anymore. everything that needs to be said, have been said. and i'm not stressed out about my mom anymore... i simply block her out when she starts nagging. i still need a friggin job. i can't pay my bills! i'm living off of my lil sister. how sad is that? very. okay, i deem this the most pathetic blog.

there's nothing better than a throbbing head and a sore throat... remedy: NYQUIL

this one's about peeing in the woods...

At church, we have our annual rafting trips on the Delaware River... a very slow going, calm water adventure. so it was... me, jeying, ruth, lisa, and perhaps alice? i don't remember... we were halfway down the river when we all had to pee... why didn't we just pee in the water? i have no idea... so we had to pull over to the side, and just ran into the woods to pee... let me tell you... that was a bad idea! never pee in the woods naked! we all had our one piece swimming suits on at the time... and in order to pee... we all had to strip down naked... yes, quite a scene... 5 lil girls naked in the woods... peeing behind our own perspective trees... and the second we were naked, the mosquitoes feasted on our juicy butts. they must have all died full that day. it was soooooo painful! we all ended up with 10+ bites on our butts and bodies... *&^$!!! the next time i go rafting, i'm gonna feed the fishies.

as per request from an anonymous friend of mine, i am to tell the world that i am currently very happy, and will soon retire from the blogging world.... hehehehehehe....

man, i have a bad feeling i'm going to temp forever!!! i'm bonded to this temp life... and i hate it. it's like i temp so much, i know all of the other temp people.... see... i was at this other hedgefund before... and worked with this girl named Dawn... and today, i walked in... i felt rather misplaced... did i double take for a second. cuz now, she's working at this hedgefund i'm temping at today.... all the same people... just different places. gee whiz. small world. i need a job!!! arghhh..... i don't wanna stay temp-girl forever!!! (people in this office are so nice!!!) okay, that was the most boring blog ever. eesh. i will tell a joke. (the only one i know...)

What kinda bees make milk???





boobees!

what's going on with jeyi's blogs you say? hehehe.... so sorry!!! i am sucking big time nowadays...

AJMrPowers: so whats up? you're blogs have been a bore...

g52678: hmm...maybe ur lack of good blogging material is cuz of *beep* *beep*
g52678: ur losing ur edge

*edited text : adult content may be hazardous to innocent readers

i'm running out of blog juice... i don't know what to blog about these days... hmmmm.....

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