hehe, just thought this was deserving to be posted on both my pages...

just thought i blog about this before i forget... hehehe... so Friday nite... Metronome party... at the end of the party, when we were getting ready to leave... rounding up everyone... me and Hsiao were looking for Ruth... and walked into the crowd of slimy people... aggressive guys! sheesh.... and this one dude... back towards us, reached and grabbed my legs.... and grabbed Hsiao's butt.... the nerve! so we decided to get even! we went back to grab his! although i don't think he was offended, i think he enjoyed it... hahaha.... we were standing back to back... and Hsiao was facing me... she went for the first grab.... hahaha... and then... i did it... grabbed him nice and hard... made sure it would hurt! hehehehe.... yeah, we got him back alright! never mess with ass grabbers! psshhh....

so with all these cartoon tourneys.... i don't really get what's going on... i don't know why so many people have it... i thought it was just one place you vote on, but apparently not? my question is.... is SAILORMOON even on it?!?!?!?! i will end my voting if she's not on it.

so it's really true... i'm....




Take the "How slutty are you" Test

created by sami

past and present
The past is no longer the past,
and the present is now the remnant of the past.
What is the past without the present?
Don't linger in the past...
but embrace the present.

hahaha... an interesting article from today's MSN news... the Do's and Don'ts of IM...

DO: Be aware that instant messages can be saved. You may think IM is great because you can let your guard down, make bold statements, chastise a boss, employee or co-worker, and have it all wiped away from the record when you are done. What you aren't realizing is that one of the parties to your conversation can copy and paste the entire chat onto a notepad or Word document. Some IM services allow you to archive entire messages. Bottom line: Be careful what you say, just like you would in an e-mail.

*you know i cut and paste your messages all the time right? muhahahaha....

DON'T: Allow excessive personal messaging at work. Yes, you make personal phone calls at work, send personal e-mails, and allow your employees to do the same. But you encourage them to keep it to a minimum and (hopefully) do the same yourself. For instant messaging, go even further. Urge that personal chats be done during breaks or the lunch hour — or that the chats generate new customers or revenue to the business. Here's something that ought to be in your policy.

*i do this at my temp jobs all the time... hehehe.... maybe that's why i don't have a job still...?

TOPIC: CHEAP GUYS

never date cheap guys. never let them diminish your bank account... it's not worth it. it's okay if you guys split the bills... but NOT okay when you pay for him. that's when you know you are dating a cheap guy. they live off of you and take advantage of you because you like them. these cheap guys are usually the good looking unsuspecting ones... cuz they know you'd do anything for them... and then you would never be able to fend those cheap monsters off.

ladies: warn your friends if you see cheap guy syndrome
cheap guy: quit being a loser.

blog blog blog. i can't believe this blogging business has replaced my journal writing... how very sad is that? now my writing skills will diminish to oblivion... sigh... it was good while i still had it... and i don't even write poetry anymore... i suck.

so this weekend was soooo packed... i don't even remember being at home... hahaha... good times! went to karaoke... haven't done that for a long time!!! got to sing my fob songs... hehee, that felt good! i love singing fob songs... even though i suck... i need to get a system at home and just practice myself... hahaha... then i would NEVER leave my room... hahaha... and another thing i need to improve: my drinking. what happened??? i can't even drink anymore... i went from a 5 shot wonder to a ONE shot wonder.... i am pathetic.

hehehe, this is sooooo funny!

http://www.stanford.edu/~garry/temp/life_as_a_guy.asf

for those of you into Asian Activism, and are concerned about A&F... they took it off their racks... and did a public apology... "it was for fun... they never meant it that way." uh huh.

on another note.. they're getting rid of ALLY!!!!!! may 20th would be the last show.. =(
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......... what will i do Monday nights?!?!?!

must... make.... 12 o'clock... deadline....... need... to.... blog!!!! hehee.....

so i was talking to a friend last nite about my manlist.... and he brought up a good point... "what can you have to offer the guy?" so here it is... my top 20.... (in no particular order)

1. my love
2. 100% loyalty
3. NBK lips
4. dress to impress aka FASHIONABLE
5. i can dance
6. i can FREAK
7. i'm funny
8. tall Asian girl
9. creative
10. soft spoken
11. good penmanship =)
12. basic instrumental
13. CLEAN
14. smell good
15. good shopper
16. fluent Taiwanese and Mandarin (well, almost)
17. unemployed & have all the time in the world
18. caring (so says Alice)
19. good listener
20. sociable when i wanna be (i'm a people person!)

and most of all..... i'm INTERESTING!!! yeah, check out this awesome blogspot! muhahahaha.... it's the REAL me. no hiding. no facade. 100% me.

it's soooooo hot out right now!!! it's unbelievable.... one would think it's August already.... but no.... 4 months more to go... why is it soooo hot? maybe i should go walk the dog right now... just so i can get a tan??? hahaha... yeah, that would be good... more freckles to my collection... hehehe... maybe that way you can't tell if the ones on my face are freckles or zits... i hate them zits. they never go away. and i have a million zit scars cuz i pop them...

it turns out, i don't really have a michigan dilemma anymore... arghh.... the big fat mom won't surrender her powers and let me go... i'm unemployed, and spending way too much money, so no, i can't go to michigan! boooo.... boooo.... boooo!!! and i was sooo ready for those water fights that i missed out on... grrrrr..... i have my pots and pans ready for combat! but now they'll sit at home and collect dust... woe is me.

so i've been showering with my bathroom door opened for the past few days... my door is broken... and i always forget to tell my dad to fix it.... dang... it's a bit breezy sometimes... hahaha.... but then again, it's not as steamy when i get out... hahaha.... good thing i live in the basement by myself... and no one really ventures down here... so i can roam around naked if i want to... which i do sometimes... hahahaha.... just kidding!!!

if i don't blog today, i may drop in ratings... hahaha... what did i do this weekend? didn't go out Friday... just stayed home and watched soaps as usual... and then Saturday was my friend's 21st bday so i went to Opaline... and man was that place small... but then not that many people went... so that was okay... it was a room full of high school kids... yeah... baby went too... and her friends were there... hahaha.... figures... go to an 18+ party... and you're bound to find teenagers young enough to be your kid. hahahaha...

my dilemma of the moment: to go to michigan or not to go to michigan... and when.... cuz i have to go to this special dedication service on the 27th... and that's graduation... so should i just go the week before? even though everyone has finals? or just not go even though i told people i was going and pull a louis? but then again, i don't think people would care if i don't show up... sigh... decisions decisions...

You are Civilian Calvin! You don't get to travel much outside your neighborhood, but you still manage to get in plenty of trouble. When you're not acting up, you like to wax philosophical. Take the What Calvin are You? Quiz by contessina_2000@yahoo.com!

.paper cuts.
it's almost inevitable that i get cuts all over... at work... or at home... anywhere. i have this huge folder cut on my left thumb. don't ask me how i did it... cuts just love me. and a new addition came today on my right hand near the pinky (it must have thought the one already on the pinky was lonely)... there's a huge cut on my left arm... and then another one on my left leg from clearing out my suitcase... along with a huge bruise... am i accident prone?? i would like to think not... damn paper cuts. i hate you.

btw, does anyone know what a wart looks like? alice said i have one on my hand... is it true?!?!? i thought it was a bug bite!

how to tell when a girl's getting their period: ZITS.

it is now almost 10am... and i'm tired. i don't know how people can do this everyday... waking up to go to work... hahaha... i think i've been unemployed way too long to know how it feels to work 5 days a week... temping is a trifle for me. and i only work like 1 or 2 days... hahaha... i can't wait till i'm done tomorrow... yippeee!!! one more day... i'm at this desk with the nastiest keyboard, and the nastiest mouse. i think this person eats and splatters everything on her keyboard and mouse... the mouse is no longer white... it's like grey and you can definitely see coffee stains on it... it's so gross... yuck. and she has this headset for the phones, used to be black foam cover the earpiece... but it's like brown cuz of her foundation or something... ewww... i want outta here!!!!!!! argh... and i'm here until 6pm!!! shoot me.

my trip? it was okay... nothing too exciting happened since i was at the conference the whole time... i love the UCLA apts... they're soooo cute! victor has a nice hardwood apt. with two scary cats... the grey one seems to hate me... it would run away everytime i came near... and i was allergic to them... cuz my rashes broke out...kinda nasty. good thing it ain't summer yet, or people will see my nasty knee rash... ewwww!

to blog or not to blog... that is the question... i'm temping today!

what should i blog about? the need to blog, and to keep up my ratings on jon's page is nerve wrecking. hehe... so my feet hurts like mad... i had to walk like 10+ blocks today to run some errands... note to self: wear comforter shoes when temping. you never know what sorts of menial things they'll give you...

just thought i blog a lil about my WORST plane ride EVER... (yes, i can't escape blogging... muhahaha....)

not that i hate old people or anything... i just hate.... rude and senile people. so i get to the airport... waiting on line to go to my gate... and i see this old couple... they took forever to find the right plane ticket!!! arghhhhh... and then, i had to stand in back of them while they check our luggage... that was horrible~~! they are friggin SLOW... and the old lady can hardly walk... but that didn't piss me off so much... when i boarded the plane.... mere twist of fate... ahhh! stupid couple sitting in my row!!! grrr... so i was like... "can i get in?" and the old man stands up... and the lady just sits there... "i can't get up" so she just sits there, having problems with her seatbelt... and finally she pulls herself up... and lets me in... and the friggin whole ride to chicago... she kept knudging me... her stupid elbow... damn... i thought i was gonna kill her... everytime i would fall asleep... she would nudge me... ahhhhhh!!! and then we arrived at chicago... and they didn't plan to get off... and so i had to wait till everyone got off the plane to get off... and take a lil break... (it was a short layover) i thought i was gonna go nuts... and then boarding the plane... ahhhh.... i thought it would be so much easier if they just scoot over... and i told them that... but they just looked at me... and then took another eon to get outta their seats. the lady is soooo rude... she was eating grapes... and she threw her grape vines on my floor... so i had to kick it somewhere else... ugh... so we were on the plane... and she's still nudging... soooo annoying... and when we were about to arrive at LGA... suddenly, i felt a huge nudge... she freakin pulls down the desk thingy in front of me... takes her coke and napkin and puts it on my table... at first, i just thought she needed to borrow it.... so she can close her desk... but then she just freakin leaves it there!!!!! ahhhhhh.... and her husband asked her why she put it there... and she goes... "so i won't spill it all over ourselves..." what the heck!!?!??!!? does she NOT know i was sitting there???? but then the flight attendants came around with trash so they took it away... damn.... i was so mad at myself for not saying anything.... and in the midst of my anger... she blows her nose... and after she was done... you know what she did?!?!?!? she put it in my lap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that did it. i was gonna kill her... i was like "what are you doing?!?! why are you throwing your garbage on my knees?" and she pretends to be innocent... and goes "oh, i'm sorry, i was trying to pick up this book (which was on her lap already) and everything just fell... bam!" and her husband just sits there... ahhhhhh...... i was steaming.... she's soooooo rude!!!!!!!!!! just cuz you're old doesn't give you the right to be rude. old people are soooo rude cuz they know they can get away with it!!!! grrrrrr!

i want more comments people!!! don't be lazy. hehehe...

Things That Make Me Go Hmmm~~~!
1. Driving in the rain, with the AC and radio on...
2. The sound of crisp freshly washed hair blowing in the wind...
3. Blasting the AC while laying in bed with a thick blanket on...
4. Watching TV after a nice long shower... with my hair still wet...
5. Wearing glasses while typing...
6. Fresh Spring Air, with Birds Chirping...
7. Walking into a Glade plug-in room... (ie Jon's apt...)
8. Cleaning the bathroom tiles till it looks brand new... with Tilex Mildew Remover...
9. Any kind of Shopping!
10. Justified Word Documents

for your viewing enjoyment... an article that speaks from the heart...

http://asia.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/east/03/12/hongkong.sex.01/index.html

maitai0201 : haha, most guys would freak a tree if they could
JYL99: hahahahaha
JYL99: nasty
maitai0201: haha, it's true unfortunately
maitai0201: we are a horny breed


maitai0201: i wouldn't mind if a girl pinched me in the butt
maitai0201: it's a complement