wooohoooo! i need to find a LIBRA!!!

Your stars are sending you straight into the arms of a LIBRA. Your man is one polished, elegant individual! As a Libra, beauty and romance are essential in his life. He prizes beauty in others (i.e., YOU), and the stars predict that he's quite a piece of eye-candy himself. But beware — don't let his concern for physical appearance mislead you into thinking that he's judgmental or superficial. A passion for balance and order makes his symbol "the scales." You probably find comfort in his diplomacy and craving for harmony. You're lucky, because as an air sign he's a great communicator and is, therefore, quite relationship-savvy. He has an easygoing and optimistic personality, but can be narcissistic at times. As a Libra, he's all about sophistication, and you love him for his unmatched charm.

I am 66.7% Aphrodite!

http://www.ivillage.com/relationships/tools/quizcentral/articles/0,9632,187454_77655,00.html

::the blogging world rejoices::

their QUEEN is back! muhahahaha... HOORAH! HOORAY! HOORAH!!!

the thing about strangers and smiles.
what are you supposed to do when you walk into an apt complex that you don't live in? do you smile at the doorman even though you don't know him? and just walk in like youlive there? what about bus drivers? are we supposed to smile and acknowledge them in the beginning? are we supposed to say Thank you after they've let us out of the bus? what about when you're temping? and you don't know anyone in the office? do you just smile at everyone that passes by even though they may not work there? oh! what about when you're boarding a plane? do you feel dumb smiling at them for welcoming you on a plane? or getting off a plane? are you supposed to thank them for a horrible flight? a smile is a rather universal gesture of rapport. i say, use it, even if you feel dumb. the world would be a better place if we all smiled, wouldn't it?

sigh, i haven't been amusing my readers.. hahahaha.... you know it's funny how people use their bloggers like email... it's like... hey alice, let's meet up tomorrow at TGIF for dinner! hahaha... that's so weird. why don't they just use email? it's like a pointless blog. but then again, blogs are usually pointless right? sheesh. i don't like blogging anymore, i just like the comments i get. i blog for the comments. how pathetic is that? maybe it's my desperate cry for help? hahaa... i need some attention. yes, i am an attention whore. hahahaha. i admit it.

things at church aren't very pleasant right now. someone did a public apology to me. in front of the whole english congregation. what the?!?! it's like... i'm the evil bitch of the church and that i've wronged her in so many ways, and so she had to publicly apologize to me. ugh... i felt soooo bad. why am i such a bitch? can't we all just get along????????? can't we all just get along?!?!?!?!?! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. how did this all get started? cuz of evil blogs. yes. blogs. and then they quote me word for word. i'm such an idiot. what kinda leader am i? bad bad.

sometimes i wonder about my church... we have all these political views in church... and a pastor that does not even know you're name... calls you and your sibs J-1, J-2, and J-3. and then believes in FENGSHUI... what the hell is wrong with him? and then he wants one of those... bidet??? those things that cleans your ass... cuz he's too fat to wipe his own booty??? that was his explanation... we built this whole new building, so he can move in, but no, he believes in Fengshui, cuz it's bad luck living right next to train tracks!?!?!? he's a pastor?!?! so the church is freakin broke cuz of him, cuz we had to buy the house in back of this new building we've erected. ughhh. so the new building is basically empty and USELESS. and this pastor believes in making friends with only the RICH people of our church... so those poor jackasses like my family gets ignored... hence, he doesn't know our names. and probably doesn't care to. if you're not rich, forget it. he doesn't wanna bother with you. and then he acts all innocent in church... and misleads his daughter to hating the ALPHA girls in church. ha. LIES.

man, i just took the ALL TIME best quiz.

41% addicted to Instant Messenger. How about you?

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cuz i am just too lazy to reach for the stars. it's tiring. why can't the stars come to me?!

1.888.772.9371 Miracle Spring Water

what the hell is this? has anyone seen this on late night UPN9??? this is some sorta crock or something? it's like he's the miracle healer... he has this show... and he has people come up... the blind... cancer patients... diabetes... bad shoulders... and all he does is... hold them by their head, and then just push them down with force... and someone in back of the ill person catches them... and then this healer dude, cries out in the name of Jesus, and then the person is healed... is this believable? and he tells people to call his hotline, and he'll send them the miracle water... and it'll cure them from cancer. do miracles like this happen? perhaps yes. but it just seems so scary that one guy can do all this. maybe i should request the water...? he just seems like some posessed man with too much power.

so it sounds unanimous... stay within your target... you're better off that way... which is kinda true and realistic. why hope for the Reach when it's clearly not even minutely within your reach. if you're not good enough for the person, it's better off you end the wishful thinking. but the question is... do you settle with people like your stalkers? hehe... cuz you know they'd treat you right. but then again, they're your stalkers. ick.

hmmm... i sit around aimlessly from day to day wishing i'd have a job... i'm a loser... it's the truth, and it sucks. but what do i do about it? nada. sigh. i know not what i do... someone help me!

If guys were like colleges... there are the REACH schools, and the Target schools... and then your easy-i'll-get-in schools... hmmm... do you sit around and wait for your Reach schools to get back to you? or do you just submit your money to the target school that you've already gotten the acceptance letter to? is this Reach school a better deal? would it be more rewarding if you were to wait? what if you waited, and got rejected? and it's too late to submit registration fees for your target schools... you'd be screwed. sigh. so is the lesson in life to just settle with what you have? not be too greedy? dream within the circumference of your reality?

I'm back! what a looong and tiring weekend... although it went well... got lots of stuff taken care of... and valentine's day flew by without me feeling lonely... hehe... cuz i had the fellowship of many... sigh. alice got lotsa flowers and candy... hahaha... and me? nada. oh wells... 22 years going on to 23 years of being single. i do lead an amazing and exciting life!

this weekend was rather interesting. i heard Annette Lu (VP of Taiwan) speak through teleconferencing... it was AMAZING! sooo motivating. and so powerful... i feel sorry for those who didn't wake up in time for her speech... it really captures the hearts and voices of Taiwanese people. SOFT POWER. we are non violent. "would you rather embrace a LION or a Kitty Kat?" hehe... wow. wow. wow. YAY!

and for those of you who slept through the whole speech... we have the whole transcript online! wooohoo....
http://www.president.gov.tw/index_e.html

erg... day before ITASA and i am sick. what the heck is this. gotta work it! prey on fresh meat... hahahaha....

ya know... i blog only to get comments. i don't blog for the joy of writing. i just want comments that overwhelm my page like chrissy's... hahaha...

Valentine's Day count down... yeah. for all you stalkers out there, you have one day to get flowers.

dude, i almost had the best dream last nite... it was sooooooo close! ugh... but stupid me... screwed things up again!

it was a sunny spring day... tank top and shorts... getting ready to take a trip somewhere... maybe to ITASA? i don't know... as i was closing the trunk... a familiar face appeared... i was exhilirated. haven't seen him in sooooo long... "Hi! How are ya?" as i reached to give him a hug... still gentle, still handsome. he looked like he had something to say to me... (i was sure he was gonna profess his love to me...) "You wanna take a walk in the forest?" as he pointed up the block... "sure!" i looked down at my shorts... i didn't want any mosquito bites... "let me go change first... i'll be right back. wait for me." (what a big mistake!) so i ran in the house, tried on every pair of jeans... must have been 5 or 6.. just couldn't find the right one! (these jeans all looked unfamiliar to me... where was my favorite pair?) i was taking forever.... and that was when i realized consciously and yet somewhat subconsciously that i was taking way too long and that i had to hurry things up... and then there it was... i realized i was only dreaming... got rudely awoken by my indecision... tried closing my eyes again... tried to continue that dream... as i ran out the door... and down the driveway... he was gone. nowhere to be found. too late. gone.

what the hell is wrong with me? this is the story of my life... i let guys wait way too long... because of my indecision, and because of my need to over-protect myself... mosquito bites? who cares!!! arghhh.... yeah... then i end up kicking myself in the ass when they're gone... arghhh. screw valentine's. screw love. what's real love anyways? blah.

DISCLAIMER FOR MY PREVIOUS BLOG: yes, it was actually jeying. hahaha! amazing huh?

yesh!! i have conquered...


I apologize for not replying back to your email, I didnt know that you expected a reply from what you wrote. I am an ingrate and I'm sorry for never calling home. I am bad daughter and a sister. In the future I will try harder to be a better person. Those nasty pictures of me serves me right. Sorry. And yes I truly mean it, I am not being sarcastic.

JeYing

i can't stand people who can NEVER admit they're wrong... and end up justifying themselves as righteous ones... ugh.... it's like... think carefully, and ponder upon your own actions.... just admit it and say sorry!!! stubborn people are annoying... along with cheap people.

i can't stand people who can't be themselves either. no more fake cards... i'm sick of it. just act yourself! don't act like you're holier than you really are... and don't act prettier than you really look... simple as that. don't front. be REAL... woohoo! that sounds like an ad. hahaha.

and to those who can't write poems. don't quit your day job. seriously. you're a disgrace.

just in case no one realizes the proximity of Valentine's Day... it's next week!!! now... go make your move!!! i would like a dozen roses please.

how to write a REAL poem:

PENNY FOR YOUR BROWN NOSE
just cuz you have a stick, don't mean jack to me.
your puns and tongue in cheek sarcasm is trite.
you ask for a favor yet without respect you demand.
please, do us all a favor, pull that stick outta your ass.
you're only a girl. who's left helpless without mommy dearest.

I got this from the MSN Astrology page...

How to Use Chinese Astrology to seduce your guy

Seduction is hard; you try to snag a great guy and wind up attracting some loser instead. Why? Chances are, because you didn't know what turns on Mr. Right in the first place. So... I'm a goat... and the perfect mate would be ideally 4 years older... which would make him a rabbit....

The RABBIT
Years of the Rabbit: 1927 1939 1951 1963 1975 1987 1999
The quiet and stable Rabbit is always happiest when loyalty and tradition are upheld. Find out what his favorite band is and wear a tee shirt bearing their logo. Ask your Rabbit to lend you a CD or two, then call him up to come over and teach you the lyrics.

Secret pickup line: "How come you always like the really cool stuff?"

llz719: see guys are naturally already in the dog house
llz719: hormones
llz719: mating instinct
llz719: we're screwed already
llz719: and the "better" a guy is, the better he is at controlling himself

AMEN. So I was right. 99% of all men are bastards...

Baby Names - Je-yi Your first name of Je-Yi has created contrasting qualities in your nature. You desire change and varied experiences and you are capable in many areas, but you do not excel because of your scattering, impulsive desires. With supportive influence from other names you may use, you could be creative or artistic in a practical way, but basically this name is a plodding influence, though you have a desire for greater expression. Although you desire to avoid monotony, you seem to be attuned to system, order, and attention to detail. You can be very analytical, exacting, and patient as long as there is a challenge holding your interest, such as in the field of computers with its technical challenge. When your interest is exhausted, you switch to something else even though it means leaving your undertakings unfinished. This name makes you inquisitive and scientific in your approach to life, requiring everything to be proved to satisfy your skepticism. This skepticism has not protected you from many disappointments when people you have trusted have let you down. This name creates strong physical desires, such as an appetite for heavy, starchy foods and meat. Tension affecting the solar plexus and digestive organs could lead to ulcers, growths, or constipation.

why do we take personality tests? is it really cuz we wanna know ourselves more??? or is it vanity. we love to talk about ourselves. we love for others to talk about us and analyze us. we take the tests... determine whether it's true or not... cuz we already know ourselves well enough to determine the truth. yet we take more tests... why??? vanity.