since i didn't get a lot of comments on my NBK blog, which i am still advertising about cuz it's so mad funny... anyways... i will now post the results of the survey i took last nite...
Topic: Circumcision

when asked if they were circumcised: most were appalled. shocked. mortified. why? cuz they were asians. and the stats to my survey? most asians aren't. more than 50%! (even though they were born in the states) so the question of the Day is: Are YOU circumcised? If no, will you?

okay, i would like to take this time out to apologize to a certain NBK friend of mine... hehehe... sorry!! i totally took all his AIM messages outta context and made it seem like he wanted me... muhahahahaha... it was definitely fun at the time... but now he doesn't wanna talk to me anymore... hahahaa.... oh well... next victim please!

since no one read my last blog... cuz it was probably too long... either that or they didn't bother to comment on the BEST blog EVER! my lil entertainment for today...

PART I
sweetlou125 : what you doing the next few days?
sweetlou125 : you wanna hang out sometime?
JYL99 : alone?
JYL99: are you asking me out on a date again?
sweetlou125: haha
JYL99: hahahaha
sweetlou125: oh my god
JYL99: i told you
JYL99: NEVER ASK ME OUT
JYL99: hahahhaaha!

sigh... boys never learn.

PART II
sweetlou125: unless you wanna drive with me :-)
sweetlou125: ....alone....hahaha
JYL99: hahahahaha
JYL99: louis. i don't like you.
JYL99: stop sweating me!

PART III
sweetlou125: oh my god
sweetlou125: you know what.....i don't know if i want to be your friend anymore
JYL99: don't have a titty attack
JYL99: hahahhaa
sweetlou125: too many mixed signals
sweetlou125: haha
JYL99: mixed signals?
JYL99: hahahaha
JYL99: there are no mixed signals!
sweetlou125: "titty attack"....haha
JYL99: i don't like you!

.never been kissed.
is it hard to believe that someone like me could have the NBK syndrome? haha... i tell you... it's quite hard keeping these virgin lips all to myself. hahaha.... actually, no it's not... i'm lying. am i ashamed of being an NBK? perhaps... but i think it would only make it that much more special with my first *muah.* don't you think? i'm 22 yrs old, female, and single in the big apple. what are the odds you'll run into a fellow NBK patient? quite slim. but i think NBK has grown into something quite dangerous. it is now a fear. fear of losing NBK, fear of being a really bad BK, fear of the unknown. but perhaps i'm putting too much weight on this... a kiss is just a kiss, and a horse is just a horse right? it is to my knowledge that some BKs don't even like it. a certain relative of mine hates it. she thinks it's gross, and just an exchange of fluids... haha... and here's another question... do guys like BKs or NBKs? or would they like NBKs as long as they have animal instincts in them? or would guys like NBKs just so that the girl doesn't know they're really bad? INTERESTING!

to all NBKs out there... if you need further reference... I recommend an article written by a fellow NBK friend of mine... Kissing for Dummies: Kissing Perspectives


KISSING FROM A GIRL’S PERSPECTIVE
You may think that as a girl, your role in the kiss is passive. This is absolutely untrue. As the girl, you are the one with the upper hand and you dictate if the guy can kiss you and when he should stop. When the guy wants to kiss you, the only way he knows if he should pursue is by reading your body language and eyes. If you do not want to kiss the guy, you should avoid eye contact and keep your distance away from him.
If you do want to kiss the guy, you should try to make eye contact with him and when your eyes meet, smile and move closer to him. At this point, it is up to the guy to do his part. If the guy doesn’t show a desire to move closer, he either doesn’t want to kiss you or he is too shy. In either case, you should probably give up because you do not want to be too aggressive. However, if the guy knows what he is doing, he will start moving closer to you and bring his head closer to yours. When your lips touch, put your arms around his neck and close your eyes. Unless you feel uncomfortable with what the guy is doing, let him take over. Remember that you are the one being served so let him do the work. In addition, if you like what he is doing, show him that you are satisfied. You can just as well show to the guy that you do not like what he is doing. You should either push him away or just slowly back away. But, if everything is okay, just let him determine the length of the kiss.
Always remember that you are the main focus of his attention and he wants to please you. This gives you control of the kiss.


KISSING FROM A GUY’S PERSPECTIVE
The most important thing about kissing is eye contact. Both of your eyes have to meet and when they do, you will know the time is right to proceed. First, you slowly move your head towards her face. If she is shorter, you should angle your head movement downwards. If she’s the same height, then just inch forward slowly. If she’s taller, then you should perform the following sitting down. When both of your lips touch, you slowly put your hands around her waist and most likely she will rest her arms on your shoulders and around your neck. If she does not, that will be a sign that you should pull back because she probably does not want to continue. However, if she does brings her arms up, then continue by pressing your lips gently against hers. Make sure you do not press your lips so hard that pain would be inflicted upon her. The key to successful kissing is a slow pace and a gentle touch. Since the girl you are kissing most likely does not want to be hurt, you do not want to hurt her.
Ending the kiss requires a great deal of timing. Both of you cannot kiss forever as they do in those Big Red commercials. The kiss must come to an end and as the guy, you must terminate the kiss. It is better to end earlier than too late, so when you feel that you are running out of breath, you should definitely stop. Or if you feel that you have been kissing her for a long time and you’re wondering what you should do next. The answer is to slowly pull away and let go.
Keep in mind that you should definitely enjoy the experience and make it enjoyable for the girl. Congratulations, you are now ready for your first kiss!

AJMrPowers : they say you should practice on a drinking fountain
JYL99: hahahaha
JYL99: drinking fountain?
AJMrPowers: u know kind of lap the water
AJMrPowers: =]

wow. it is now 1:30am. i have to be up in about 6 and a half hrs... that may seem like a lot to most of you... but it is only half of my sleeping hours... wouldn't it be great if i got paid to sleep? i'd be rich!!! hahaha.... i can't believe i just scarfed down a whole huge bowl of kimchi ramen. it was good though.... yum! that was the best kimchi ramen i've had in ages!!! yum. now i'm going to be fat. ugh... i've gained so much weight these past 2 weeks... darn monthly friend. go away!!!

PREDICTION: Je-Yi will get booty this weekend!

i'm going to try something new... i'm going to type out everything that's going through my brain this instant. this should be interesting... ready? go! hmmmm.... grandma is upstairs... i wanna go and get some milk tea... red bean icicles... yummy... what else. flamingo sitting on my computer is dusty. i love candles. mind is blank. blank. blank. blank. blank. guys suck. whores. man whores. blank. j sucks. wilmot basher. music. raining. cars swishing. randomness. my speakers are awesome. they blast loud music. and i can freak to it. ever dance in the showers? i do it all the time! water. rain. showers. bathrobe. police. popo people suck! all they do is eat donuts and run red lights. screw you. corruption of the police force. why do we need to pay them to reinforce our donuts? pah. reading my blog over... i can't believe i wrote what i wrote. ignore the guys part. muhahaha. i want food. i need food. must exist. bbq chicken here i come! yum!!!!!! slurp slurp. =)

hello virgin One... welcome back!!!!!!!! would you please just ask me out already? what a wus.

.suicide.
it often boggles my mind when people who seemingly have everything going for them hate their lives. alice wanted me to blog about this. you look at this lil girl... and you think... she has everything. what can possibly be wrong with her life? what can she possibly be thinking, and what can she be going through that's worse than yours? most probably nothing. she has a JOB, and i emphasize JOB... she is the MOST loved in the family... she's everybody's lil baby... she's a high ranking officer in junior ROTC... she has a roof over her head... two sisters who love her dearly... the most up to date outfits that make her look like a Queen Bee... hahaa.... and yet, she hates her life. she keeps everything to herself, because why? it's her own freakin business, and no one should bother her with it. yet, if you don't ask her what's wrong, it means you don't care jack about her. this lil girl has the bitchiest attitude with the most passionate heart. she cares for everyone and everything... (except maybe a few enemies here and there...) she's thoughtful, and worries about everything. so she's been having suicidal thoughts. and what is this older loser sister gonna do about it? what can i do? not much. except show her life is worth living. and that suicide is the most cowardly act. maybe it's cuz of our family history... or how i've been brought up... i hate suicide. i hate it when people even think about it. i know it's the wrong way to think... but i can't help but think this way. why suicide? it's not the only way out... you just end up hurting those who love you. end up taking the "easy" way out. end up leaving your crap for others to take care of. end up committing an act of SIN. this is why i am so adamant about finding a husband who WILL NEVER COMMIT SUICIDE. hahaha... it's silly... but yes... i don't wanna be a widow.... and i don't think your kids would appreciate it either... i guess i really have no point to my blog... i just don't think anyone should commit suicide... there's so much more to life to just end it like that. God will provide. He will be there for you. He will take your burden upon his shoulder. why? because you're his BELOVED, and He loves you just the way you are. He died for you on the cross so that you may be saved. don't take the life He has provided for you. He LOVES YOU. =)

i'm bored. i feel so sick right now. i stayed in bed ALL day. i think i must have watched 12+ hours of tv... this feeling sucks... my stomach hurts like crazy... getting the runs... just got my monthly friend too... so that's doubly worse... i wish this pain would go away... feel like puking too... and don't have much of an appetite. i'm not even sure if i ate lunch... i can't remember... pain, pain, go away... come again another day!

okay, i surrender, i love blogging way too much to go on a strike... and plus, i really don't wanna fall off of jon's daily bloggers list... hahaha...

the mysterious stench in my bathroom...
where is it coming from? i don't get it. i sit on my toilet... smell it... i thought it was the garbage can... so i took out the trash... but the smell is still there!!! and i sprayed air freshener all over... and the smell persists... i used a plunger thinking some sorta feces is stuck in my toilet somehow... but after much plunging, nothing came up... or went down... and no gurgling... so it couldn't be the toilet bowl... and so now i'm thinking... it's the toilet tank. is this possible? is backflow possible? is there shit in my toilet tank? i have yet to gather up the courage to lift the cover and look into the tank... for fear of nasty feces. it smells really bad. alice wanted to take a dump, but the smell is so bad, she decided her dump can wait... i looked under the sink... it's completely empty. doesn't smell. is it the lil towel i have on the floor? nope. is it the curtains? nope. maybe it's the window. maybe some dog took a dump outside my window. can someone please tell me where this smell is coming from?!??!! or maybe it's all in my head???

due to many complaints of me having way too many pages... (THEY ARE ALL JUST JEALOUS)... i am gonna go on a blogger strike. goodbye.

Soulmates...

yes, isn't that our favorite question? it's almost as big as the other question... "what is the meaning of life?" but let's delve in to this question a lil more... i've been asking a few people if they believe in soulmates... i guess it's split... half and half... me? i really don't know... i think no. i just think people just fall in love and end up together... and that's that. do you really end up with someone that's perfect for you? No. it's just the right person at the right time. or maybe i do believe each of us has a soulmate, but we just never end up with them. look at our parents. do they look like soulmates to you? hahaha. the divorce rate is even higher today than it was a decade ago. why is that? cuz they haven't found their soulmate, and are not willing to stick it out like our asian parents. or maybe i'm just too pessimistic about all of this. and does a person really KNOW know that they've found the right one? or does it hit you when you're on the deathbed? will I ever KNOW? and how will I know I KNOW? the world may never know. at the rate i'm going... i may never even find my first boyfriend. sighs.

inspired by PZ...here's more entertainment for y'all.... hehehe...

check out the newest blog on my other page: www.xanga.com/jeyi99

and also... our college man lists are up as well.. muhahaha... http://www.geocities.com/jeyi99/wishlist.html

interesting thought of the day:
what girls look for: guys who look "kissable"


if you don't look that way... fuhget it!

Louis just showed me this great link!

http://www.geocities.com/ilovescottsong/Korean_Wifebeaters.html

i also think it's very important for girls to learn how to freak. it's an art. hahaha... yes, our newest member to Freak University... Je-Ying!!! wooohooo! she'll have a queue of guys by the end of this summer. no doubt!

superstar... do your thang!

i have done it. i have spread myself thin. yes. not possible you say? possible. way. i have way too many bloggers!!! and i can't keep up, and my blogs aren't even that great anymore! i've had some great ones in the past... man, gotta build more traffic!

THOUGHT FOR THE MOMENT: all guys should learn how to freak. (i know a great instructor if you're interested... hehehe.... Professor of Freak University...)

llz719: what's with you and freakin

me? nothing! fellas... perfect example of what not to learn. don't question. just do it. you will be rewarded greatly after.

a certain friend of mine have told me that my blogs are not up to par these days... why? because i lead a boring life. i wake up after 12 everyday, i have no job. i am a born loser. i am bitter at myself, and bitter at the economy. blah. i hate all you employed people!!! hehee. and due to this certain friend's request... i will blog about...

HOW TO DATE 2 GUYS AT ONCE: no no, sorry, that's not right, let me try that again...

HOW TO DATE 2 GUYS, WHO ARE FRIENDS, AT ONCE:
1. they must be at the same restaurant, but at different booths
2. hide your friends in the bathroom so you can get help with touch-ups
3. don't order big meals at both tables
4. make sure you act out the bladder syndrome well
5. bring along a digicam, just for kicks

how frustrating is it when you blog, and the freakin thing doesn't even show up! %@#$$#!!!!!! forget it. i won't blog it over.

summary of my lost blog: when the hell is RDJ gonna come back to ALLY?!?!?!

on another note... there was this part on ally tonite, about dating... about how men knows when you're dressed up. do they really??? i thought men didn't realize things like this... and when they do notice that you've prepared tons for this date... it means, they're in the BAG. what the hell??? it's that noticeable?? hahaha... man... how's that for easy date signs. ugh. the next time i date, which won't be anytime soon, i will dress down. what will that mean?

MY WEEKEND AWAY FROM HOME

thoroughly entertaining.
bursts-o-fun.
let's do it again.

shout outs to my hosts... they're the best!!! hehehe...
WHOAHhhhh.... WILMOT!!!

hehe, i better blog something myself before i lose my one reader. hahaha... so stop complaining!

this sleeping thing has got to stop. i wake up at like 2 everyday. it's so sick.. ugh. what is wrong with me? no wonder i can't find a job! hahaha... sigh... yet another month has past. and i'm still freakin jobless. i'm about to go insane. i'm just gonna find a job in flushing. something stupid. something that's like $5/hr. my mom doesn't care how much i'm earning, she just wants money. everything revolves around money. i spend too much money, and i'm not earning jack. and i have to pay off my darn student loans. maybe jeying should pay them off for me since she's not paying jack. ugh. i hate her. nah, i don't. hahaha.

this is my dream and ambition. i want to open up a bar. yes. my own bar. then i'd be rich! hahaha... i don't know why, but this idea fascinated my mind. it's like i can actually go through with this, if and when i do have enough money. my friend was telling me how you need a liquor license, and that in itself is 200k. oh boy. i'm going to have to be a millionaire first. sigh... and the guy that opened OHM... he put in like 10 mil. but he's earning like 30k a night! isn't that insanity???

Emode.com: Your Results You are a Glamourina

Admit it: You just love being spoiled. A true Glamourina, you appreciate every chivalrous gesture and expensive trinket that's showered upon you. Gourmet dinners and nights at the theater are an absolute must — they're just a standard part of living the charmed life. Witty and sophisticated, you always light up a room like an 8-carat diamond. You know the hottest spots to eat, drink, and be merry — and you never have to wait in line. Men keep crawling back for more of your refined manner and Uptown Girl style. And why not? Sure, you might be a smidge high-maintenance at times, but just being around you makes men feel like King for a Day. Cool grace and elegant charm give you the upper hand at all times, which is just as it should be.